Jokes to Have Fun with on April Fools’ Day

Favorite songs

The teacher gives the children an assignment for home: "Get the favorite songs of 3 family members.” Frank asks his father first: "Dad, what is your favorite song?" "From the blue mountains we come, our teacher is just as stupid as we are, with the pacifier in her mouth, she goes to church on Sundays..." Frank says: "Daddy, that is enough.” Then he asks his brother: "I am Superman, Superman..." "OK, that's enough!" And then he asks his grandmother. She hums the popular song: "Just go, just go and never come back.”
The next morning, the teacher asks Frank: "So, have you done your homework?" Frank begins to sing dutifully: "From the blue mountains we come, our teacher is just as stupid as we are, with the pacifier in her mouth, he goes to church on Sundays..." The teacher gets angry: "Frank, that's enough! Do you know who you are?" Frank answers very eagerly: "I am Superman, I am Superman..." The teacher gets furious: "I'm going to the headmaster!" Frank now sings and his cheeks are flushed with excitement: "Just go, just go and never come back!"

The Dead Sea

A great april fools day joke :The teacher asks: "Do you know something about the Dead Sea?" Frank answers: "Yes, I do, I went to the funeral.”

Frank and Grandma

Grandma and Frank take a walk on the street they see a condom. Frank asks: "Grandma, what is a bum?" Grandma replies: "I will tell you when we get home.” Then they come to a condom vending machine and Frank asks again: "Grandma, what is a condom?" Grandma replies: "I will tell you when we get home.” When they get to a brothel, Frank asks again: "Grandma, what is a brothel?" Grandma replies, "I will tell you at home.” Frank asks his Grandma for the answers when they get home. Grandma says: "A bum is a bus driver, a condom is a ticket and a brothel is a bus stop.” The next day, Frank gets on the bus and says: "Hey, you bum, give me a condom and let me get off at the next brothel!"

Frank to his teacher

Frank asks his teacher: "Teacher, teacher, can I have a picture of you?" The teacher is flattered and says: "Yes, Frank, but what do you need it for?" Frank replies: "Oh, my mother collects pictures of natural disasters!"

Frank and the apple tree

Frank climbs a tree with 13 apples. He comes down. How many apples are hanging on the tree now? Well, still 13!

Why farts stinks

The teacher says in school: "Can anyone explain why farts smell like that?" Frank shouts from the last row: "In order for the hearing to be impaired and not to know who did it!"

Frank as a pathfinder

One of the best april fools day jokes :The meeting of young scouts. The motto of the day: Everyone must do a good deed. They all meet again in the evening and tell their good deeds. Only Frank is missing. Finally, he comes with his clothes all torn and scratched. The scout leader says: "Well Frank, what good deed did you do today?" Frank says: "I helped an old grandma cross the street.” The scout leader says: "That’s fine, but why are you all scratched?" Frank answers: "Well, the old woman did not want to cross..."

Counting to 10

The teacher says to Frank: "Frank, count from 1 to 10.” Frank starts counting: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10.” The teacher says: "Where is the 6?" "In my testimony..."
 
What is Frank’s name?

Frank comes to school. During the first class, the teacher asks him: "What is your name?" "Bush without an F.” "But there is no F in Bush!" "Well, I just told you that.”

A man without a woman 

The teacher asks: "What is a man if he still has no wife?" Frank answers: “A bachelor?” “OK, and what is the man who has a wife?" Frank: "A screwed man!"

Frank on the phone

Mr. Mark calls for the miller. Frank answers. Mr. Mark: "Hello, can I talk your mom or your dad?" "No,” Frank replies in a low voice. "They are busy!" Mr. Mark hears voices in the background: "Who has come to visit?" Frank says: "The police and the fire department!" "Yes, for God's sake, what are they doing there?" Frank breathes into the phone: "They are looking for me!"

Stealing apples

Frank is sitting in an apple tree and eats a few apples, when the neighbor suddenly shouts: "Hey boy, what are you doing in my apple tree?" The neighbor continues: "Where is your father? I want to speak with him.” Frank: "3 branches above me, neighbor!"